Got a funny story from the front line?

Are you in the emergency services in the UK or Ireland? Whether it’s police, fire, ambulance, coastguard, rescue or the control room, you’ve seen things nobody believes. Share your funny story and be part of a brand-new book. No writing needed: just send us a voice note.

All submissions can remain fully anonymous.

Share your story

How it works

Drop us your details

Leave an email address or phone number, whichever you prefer. A name or an alias is optional.

Give us the gist

A line or two about your story is plenty. Leave out names, places and anything that could identify anyone.

We’ll be in touch

We’ll get back to you and ask for a voice note of the full story. Nothing to write or type up, and you can stay anonymous in the book if you want to.

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